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26/05/2005
My travels on e mrt
e wisdom i've gleaned frm my daily commute on e mrt to espanol clase & beyond:
1) pls learn ur left frm ur right. keep left is not e same as standing on e right side of e escalator n expecting e ppl rushing for e mrt to hve e same twisted sense of direction as u. it jst doesn't wrk tt way.
2)it'd be nice if those in stilettoes cld watch where their pixels land. most toes don't take kindly to misplaced heels- witnessed a near catfight on e mrt. "ouch! *if looks cld kill, e entire carriage wld be dead* u stepped on me!"
3)balance is crucial to keep frm being stampeded at e CBD stops. e working crowd has jst as much sensory detection as bulls let loose when alighting frm e mrt: they do not see u. they only respond to e hands on e clock n e mile-long faces of their turnbull boss.
4) above all, each morning is a brand new day. let's try to greet each other with a smile... or at least good manners with an intact sense of direction n balance.

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